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TSJ101 Opinion: Thoughts From The Chubby Guy XLI: Trolling In The Name Of…

Good morning, dear readers, greetings to you all on this fine Friday morning, this is your friendly neighborhood wrestling writer/aficionado/guru, Gregory Black, and I am here to bring you yet another edition of “Thoughts From The Chubby Guy”, or TFTCG, for short, and, you know? I swear, I should make shirts for this, I dunno, just seems like a good thought.

And speaking of good thoughts, this week has provided me more than my share, good thoughts on things ranging from sports, to media, politics, being “The Chubby Guy”, helping my TSJ 101 family out to further extend access to you, the readers, and, of course, getting more in depth interviews for you fine folks to enjoy. Now, I dunno if you guys have been paying attention to all of the things that have been going on with the race for the White House, or not, but, man, has this thing had more suspense than anything that has come out of Hollywood in the last couple of years.

A battle of mega powers, a battle of the sexes, a war of ideologies, class warfare, a power struggle between a war queen and a boastful king, and the rise of an underdog, all of this, makes for an epic story, one that would make for a wonderful suspense drama, or a reeeeeeeeeealllly good Netflix series (House of Cards, anyone?), I would love to write it up and put it to screen. I should really make some calls. Hmmm…

Anyway, I know you lovely people have come here to read my random, and oft… Random thoughts??… Ahem, yes, well, ladies and gentlemen, let me not keep any of you wait any longer. Let’s get started, shall we?


So, 2K Sports recently had a special download for this year’s edition of NBA 2k just this week, where you could download the actual stats and ratings of Stephen Curry into your game, making him play as well as he does in real life. I guess it has to do with him possibly getting the MVP Award this year again. Well, it is a good thing that I don’t play 2K16, otherwise I would be highly upset that the game would bust my behind, while I was using him and the Warriors.

What?! I would give using him in game a chance. Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m a Knicks‘ fan, so what? I would find a way to get him and LeBron James on the Knicks with Melo and Godzingis.  You know I would, too.

I don’t know what the New York Mets have been feeding Noah Syndergaard or Bartolo Colon, but, these two have swatted some beauties in the last couple of games, with Big Bart swatting his first homer in 19 years against the Padres last week, and Thor hitting two monsters on the Dodgers this past Wednesday. I dunno what to make of it, but, whatever they’re doing, keep going like this, and this year’s Home Run Derby may have a couple of pitchers making an appearance at the competition.

I really wonder what goes on in the heads of the folks who make the Madden games. They put Gronk on the cover, and to be honest, if I were a Patriots fan, I would be a little worried, the infamous Madden curse is a very real thing. I hope, for Gronkowski‘s sake, that it doesn’t hit him, he’s probably the only thing about the Pats that I like… No, actually, he is the only thing I like about the Patridiots.

The world is full of wonder and imagination, and all of the world’s problems could probably be solved if we looked through the eyes of the children. Their thoughts are pure and true, and they can see the good in what men and women do.

So, Hillary Clinton is going to have a fight on her hands heading into the Democratic National Convention, as Bernie Sanders vows to fight all the way to the end. Truth be told, I am a supporter of Sanders, self admittedly, and see the good that he is fighting for. Sure, the guy has made his mistakes in the past, who hasn’t? Hillary has, but, unlike Bernie, she tries so hard to deny her faults and mistakes, as opposed to the Bern Man, who has admitted to his own, and moved on from them, not only to better himself, but, to also make things better for the future generations. That is why he has my support.

Donald Trump, who is now the Republican candidate, is someone who, truth be told, has a small number of stances that I have agreed with, which I have admitted in past TFTCGs, but, he is someone who I feel pandered a lot to many different groups, in order to garner support for his campaign. Can’t lie, it’s smart, and, unlike Hillary, he at least admits to it, to a degree. Does this mean that I am standing behind “The Donald”, if Hillary becomes the Democratic nominee?

Not on your life. Look, I will give him credit, he, much like Bernie Sanders, has captivated people who normally wouldn’t be interested in politics, and gotten people involved in a major way. The Republicans have opted to get behind him, after he outlasted every possible obstacle that was thrown at him by the party, and for that, I give him his due. He rightfully earned his spot, fought hard for it, and is now focused on the task at hand, which is to get voted in as President. And a battle is what he will get.

Ugh, I feel a little dirty for that, I think I will be taking a shower after that. I feel just a little disgusting defending Trump, but, I am someone who believes in fairness. So, there you go, to all of the Trump supporters who have read, and probably hated, all of the insults I’ve thrown at him, you finally get something nice about him out of The Chubby Guy. I really feel dirty about that, yuk!!

But, probably not as dirty as rap artist Azealea Banks, who has had her world turned on it’s head in the last couple of days, because, well… She’s an idiot. First, she shows her support for the aforementioned Orange Haired Knight in Cheetos Armor, going on a multiple tweet filled rant over her Twitter. Then, she gets into more trouble, by getting her behind verbally handed to her by Disney Channel star Skai Jackson, someone who is 10 years her junior. Jackson, who is well known for her roles in Disney shows “Jessie” and “Bunk’d”, spoke out about Banks’ comments on One Direction member Zayn Malik, whom Jackson is a fan of, which led to the back and forth between the Disney starlet and the Harlem rap artist.

As Banks tried her best to insult the young Jackson, Jackson maintained herself in a very mature and adult manner, something the elder Banks couldn’t do. Not surprisingly, Banks got roasted…BADLY! And Jackson didn’t even use profanity, something that Banks couldn’t really resist using, even though she only used it sparingly. In the end, her Twitter account was suspended, after which she went on Instagram to claim that it wasn’t until she said the “Whiteness is an illness” that her account got suspended.

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Idiot.

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Oh my, it looks as if I am taking a bit more time than I needed to, so, dear readers, I leave you with this, your mind can sometimes be a great hindrance or, a great teacher, it all depends on the lesson and what you choose to pay mind to. Thoughts dance in our heads, not because it is how we are, but, really, it is how we function. We can all answer our problems in life, if we listen to our hearts, and pay attention to our thoughts. Our greatest lessons are usually within us, we just have to focus on ourselves.

With that, folks, I take my leave, I would like to thank all of you who have continued to not only read my random thoughts on here, but, for also choosing this wonderful website for your sports news and media. We here, at TSJ101, promise to continue to do our best in bringing you all these great news stories and inside scoops.

So, for everyone here, this is Gregory Black, wishing you a wonderful day, a relaxing weekend, and a refreshing start to your week ahead. Have a safe and pleasant day, dear readers, see you soon.

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